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Just for all you fellow Derby fans

Following a great post on the 606 boards with re-worked lyrics for “Common People” by Pulp, I recorded it this afternoon for your delight! for the uninitiated, it’s the tale of a player a team let go for nothing, only for the guy to flourish under their arch-rivals and inflict defeat upon them over, and over, and over again!
Just click on the player to listen!

and here’s the lyrics, courtesy of Addison’s a monster!

He came from Forest with a reputation
for eating pies and never trying too hard
“tub of lard”

One good game out of every seven
Forest fans cried gleefully when he came
And then in four Derbies time they said

We want to live like Commons people
we want to do what ever Commons people do
want to drink like Commons people
want to watch him take games right out of view
what else could i do
I said Ill see what I can do

We took him to the city ground
where Forest fans all said that he’d hide away
on that day
The florest fans said weve got no money
We just laughed and said “your so funny” then we scored
“Cant see any reds smiling”

we said

We want to live like Commons people
we want to do what ever Commons people do
want to drink like Commons people
want to watch him take games right out of view
But they didnt understand
They just cried and left the stands…

Call him Judas all you like
Cos he makes Forest look shi-ite
Should have offered him some more
Cos now its us that see him score
And you’ll never get it right
Cos when your laid in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall
If you still had Kris he could come and fix it all

You’ll never live like commons people,
you’ll never do what commons people do,
you’ll never cheer like commons people,
we’ll never watch our team slide out of view,
and dance and drink and screw,
because there’s nothing else to do.

He plays on the left he plays on the right
That boy Kris Commons makes forest look shi-ite

Sing along with the Commons people,
sing along and it might just get you through,
laugh along with the Commons people,
laugh along even though they’re laughing at you,
and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that Trees are cool

Sing along with the Commons people

February 22, 2009 - Posted by | Home Studio, Music, Recording, Rock, Writing | , , , , , , , ,


  1. Kev
    Absoluteley brilliant – Oh to have a gift like yours – well done mate!

    Comment by VFA9YO | February 22, 2009

  2. that is the funniest thing ive ever heard, ive sent it to my works email and im gonna play it to my scum supporting colleague. god mondays have never been so good

    Comment by jamie | February 22, 2009


    Comment by Elliott | February 22, 2009

  4. Brilliant Kev, any chance of a link to download, Ta mate

    Comment by Ade | February 22, 2009

  5. post the lyrics on here, i’d love to sing along!

    Comment by M.Jim | February 22, 2009

  6. this is awesome! hahaha!
    from Rambo 606

    Comment by rob aylen | February 22, 2009

  7. Fan Bloody Tastic

    Comment by Frolly | February 22, 2009

  8. comment by Hector_Ram

    quality mate HA HA HE HE

    Comment by hector_ram | February 22, 2009

  9. fantastic, any chance of a download

    Comment by kevin | February 22, 2009

  10. this is brilliant any chance i can get this, i work with a load of forest fans and im sure theyll appreciate this in the morning.

    Comment by Martyn | February 22, 2009


    Comment by Scott | February 22, 2009

  12. absoulutely hilarious!!!
    could you send me a link to download it please? cheers

    Comment by Chris | February 22, 2009

  13. Excellent ! Made my day. You should get th old farts at RD to play it at the next home game.

    Comment by Ashby Ram | February 22, 2009

  14. brilliant kev just brilliant haha

    Comment by andy moore | February 22, 2009

  15. Bloody brilliant mate one of the best things I have heard for ages


    Comment by Steve | February 22, 2009

  16. youuuuuuu reddddddds

    Comment by forestlover | February 22, 2009

  17. could you send me the download link?
    thanks in advance

    Comment by josh | February 22, 2009

  18. this is brilliant…
    we are derby !!
    any chance of a download ??

    Comment by Darren | February 22, 2009

  19. That is Awsome m8, please send me a download link…Cheers

    Comment by Gix | February 22, 2009

  20. Superb mate

    Comment by Karl | February 22, 2009

  21. That is pure class/genious

    Comment by 1-3 | February 22, 2009

  22. How do you download it? Would love it on the Ipod

    Comment by Martin | February 22, 2009

  23. Just awesome!!!

    Comment by Mike | February 22, 2009

  24. Absolutely amazing mate!
    Think you could send me a copy if possible at all?

    Comment by Lewis | February 22, 2009

  25. Super.

    Culd you email that to me? Please?
    Is Derby Pride on a download as well?

    Comment by Tubes | February 22, 2009

  26. Brilliant can you mail me to


    Comment by Dave | February 22, 2009

  27. Contender for best footie song of all time…. Great take on the lyrics and well palyed/sung. Make sure you get a copy to the team. Will brighten up the prospect of a Friday night in Doncaster no end.

    Comment by Ramin Manchester | February 22, 2009

  28. Tremendous!

    Comment by Dom | February 22, 2009

  29. Absolute genius!!!!!!!

    Comment by jackram | February 22, 2009

  30. great can we get a link too down load as a ring tone as i work in nottingham and would love some fun

    Comment by chris | February 22, 2009

  31. omg thats brill could you emailit too me please

    Comment by sarah | February 22, 2009

  32. Shouldn’t that be TREEmendous Dom!

    Comment by RaminManchester | February 22, 2009

  33. absolutley class,
    tried downloading but cant any chance you could send it please???
    thank you .xx

    Comment by lyndsey | February 22, 2009

  34. thats amazing can i have a copy ?

    Comment by mark | February 22, 2009

  35. thats class pal
    couldnt download it so could you please send it me please

    Comment by eamon | February 22, 2009

  36. Mate – that’s absolutely superb. A work of genius. For heaven’s sake get that out there. Well done and up the Rams.

    Comment by ShepherdsBushRam | February 22, 2009

  37. Absolutely First Class!!!
    Could you please email me a copy
    Thanks in advance

    Comment by NG2Ram | February 22, 2009

  38. class ! love it ! Well done x x x would love a copy x x x

    Comment by etha | February 22, 2009

  39. any chance of a copy please

    Comment by chris slater | February 22, 2009

  40. Absolutely brilliant! Please e-mail me a copy…. please? There’s a few Florest fans I know who really deserve this!!

    Comment by Chris | February 22, 2009

  41. quality , better than steve bloomers watching

    Comment by xyz | February 22, 2009

  42. Thanks for all your great comments – and apologies for any delay in the downloads – its been a bit hectic!

    Comment by kevmoore | February 22, 2009

  43. he played on the left, he played on the right, we sent him to derby because he was shite

    youuuuuuuuuuu redddddddddddddddddsss

    Comment by majorred | February 22, 2009

  44. I thought i saw you on the Brits the other night, you have confirmed it now haha!!

    Pure class that is mate, send it me!

    Comment by Adam | February 22, 2009

  45. FANTASTIC – A download link would be much appreciated!!!!

    Comment by Simon | February 22, 2009

  46. Cheers kev, thanks for the email :))

    Comment by Adam | February 22, 2009

  47. Thanks for making this great weekend even better!!!!!! You are a star!!!

    Comment by Julian | February 22, 2009

  48. Hey any chance of getting this mailed too me .. awesome song 😀 lolol

    Comment by Dale | February 22, 2009

  49. Absolutely brilliant, would love a link for download if possible 😀

    Comment by Neil | February 23, 2009

  50. Please upload a link! Great work but you need to spread the word and let us upload to our phones. You Rams!

    Comment by Leigh | February 23, 2009

  51. Would love a download, please!!

    Comment by Indy | February 23, 2009

  52. Absolutely superb. If you could email me a copy that would be excellent. Cheers.

    Comment by Ian | February 23, 2009

  53. Haha, that’s genius

    WeAreNottingham 606

    Comment by Rob | February 23, 2009

  54. fantastic song mate.
    Would love it on my phone.
    I know you have many requests for a copy, but please add mine, and send to my E mail also.
    thanks again.

    Comment by Dave | February 23, 2009

  55. Wow, that’s very cool. Literally laughing out loud. Please send me an mp3 or make download available. Will play that many times. By the way, I’m a Forest fan… one of those rare ones who doesn’t hate Derby and hopes Nigel takes you up. Good to see Commons doing well. Forest didn’t want him enough and they let Nige go too. Our Board is pathetic. Thanks for the song. Cheered me up after Saturday’s thrashing. If only We could sign you up to write a song or two for us…

    Comment by Max | February 23, 2009

  56. great great song please can I have a copy mate……cheers

    Comment by andy moore | February 23, 2009

  57. could you send me the mp3 please mate, I’m having trouble with the other site you mentioned on 606. Thanks. Keep the good work up!

    Comment by Ant Phillips | February 23, 2009

  58. Excellent Buddy, U RAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Kris | February 23, 2009

  59. F@@k me – that’s brilliant
    Well done

    Comment by Quagga | February 23, 2009

  60. top stuff mate, love it. 🙂

    Comment by Jason | February 23, 2009

  61. Pure class, trying to download it from the site but sturggling (need to play it at work to my Florist colleagues) could you send it me please. Thanks and well done !!!!

    Comment by Ben | February 23, 2009

  62. Amazing! Need a copy fo sure!!

    Comment by Bully boy | February 23, 2009


    Comment by simon | February 23, 2009

  64. Could you send me a link to download please ? Superb !!!!! Well done

    Comment by Jon | February 23, 2009

  65. Pure genius!! Please send me a link

    Comment by Tom | February 23, 2009

  66. excellent song, would like a download too if thats ok, thanks in advance

    Comment by steve | February 23, 2009

  67. Brilliant – Please can you e-mail me the link to download!


    Comment by Magnus | February 23, 2009

  68. fantastic love it need a download though to enjoy it even more

    Comment by gavo | February 23, 2009

  69. absolutely quality and it’s good that so many people downloaded it. a link would be great

    Comment by Robbie Low | February 23, 2009

  70. Trouble with the links at the mo is that they get jammed up with the demand! But its great to see so many enjoying it 🙂

    Comment by kevmoore | February 23, 2009

  71. quality track mate could you please send me a download link. cheers pal.

    Comment by tibby_ram | February 23, 2009

  72. im having problems down loading it it wont down load
    is it anywhere else

    Comment by petederbie | February 23, 2009

  73. Please send me a download link, its just got to be my ringtone, pure genius.

    Comment by Paul H | February 23, 2009

  74. Fantastic!!!!!!! Could you please send me a download link!

    Comment by jackram | February 23, 2009

  75. Absolutely brilliant. Love this to ring out on Friday at Donny! Please send the download link.

    Comment by WrootRam | February 23, 2009

  76. Superb, still crying, can you send me a download link please?

    Comment by Clive | February 23, 2009

  77. That is quality mate

    Comment by mik1884 | February 23, 2009

  78. lol this is probley the best football song ive heard. very well sung i must add as well .
    please could i have a download link?

    Comment by jadedcfc | February 23, 2009

  79. Absolute Genius!!! Please send me a link as Im having probs downloading it, Thanks.

    Comment by Steph | February 23, 2009

  80. Brilliant. Please send me the link to download

    Comment by Mark Gilliver | February 23, 2009


    Comment by MARTIN | February 23, 2009

  82. what talentend boys , you made ‘the special one’ aka ‘Krissy Commons people’ very proud ,
    try and get some made up that can be sung on the terrace,


    Comment by clobtheram | February 23, 2009

  83. Brilliant

    Comment by Dave | February 23, 2009

  84. thats brill! can i have a link please mate

    Comment by HillsyRam | February 23, 2009

  85. hey wooly can you make it so I can download it please, cheers “up the rams !”

    Comment by Lyndon | February 23, 2009

  86. Brilliant mate !!! Can you send me a download please. Cheers top man

    Comment by Sean | February 23, 2009

  87. This should be a hit in the east stand. Fantastic!!!!

    Comment by Graham up the Rams | February 23, 2009

  88. Brilliant!

    Comment by Jarvis Cocker | February 23, 2009

  89. Great song!
    I’ve pmed you on the BB.
    Sir Me

    Comment by Mart | February 23, 2009

  90. Thats Awesome please send me the link although it must be round most of Derby by now.

    Comment by Dave | February 23, 2009

  91. hi i have sent u an email..please send me the link or the file for this..cheers 🙂

    Comment by Callum | February 23, 2009

  92. quality kev!!

    any chance of sending me a download please?


    Comment by Browny | February 23, 2009

  93. Throughly enjoyed it – have had work colleagues and daughters in stitches (had to hum loudly over the naughty words..!!). Please could you e-mail the link for a download. Thank you very much.

    Comment by Viewfroma10YearOld | February 23, 2009

  94. This is absolute class, you send it to send it Soccer AM.

    Comment by Cavendishram | February 23, 2009

  95. We loveeeee you Forest

    Comment by forestlover | February 23, 2009

  96. Can I get the download please. Ta

    Comment by Mr Nigel C Owen | February 23, 2009

  97. great track m8 could you send me a download link ta….yyyouuu ramssssss!!!!!!

    Comment by daz | February 23, 2009

  98. this is rubbish.

    and i’m a derby fan.

    Comment by Sex Dude | February 23, 2009

  99. could ya send the commons song to please =D

    Comment by Dopey | February 23, 2009

  100. could i be really annoying and ask for a link to download this too 🙂 thanks.

    Comment by Josh Porter | February 23, 2009

  101. Me too please 🙂

    Comment by sheepsugar | February 23, 2009

  102. First class

    could you send me a copy so i can blast it out in my common room, to give them reddogs some greif

    Comment by George Pickford | February 23, 2009

  103. Hi

    This is superb, you have a real talent, would love a link to a download so I can play to some ‘red’ friends



    Comment by Mark Jarrett | February 23, 2009

  104. A triumph for composer and lyricist! Would love a download link when you have a space in your communications schedule!

    Comment by Jan Cooper/catalanaram | February 23, 2009

  105. ‘spose that’s actually “arranger and lyricist”.

    Comment by Jan Cooper/catalanaram | February 23, 2009

  106. LOL! yes, something like that! Unusually for me, I didn’t do the lyrics, that’s down to one of our 606ers! PS the last few waiting for downloads – on the way!

    Comment by kevmoore | February 23, 2009

  107. i need this download!

    Comment by adam | February 24, 2009

  108. Oh my, this is absolutely brilliant. Please send me the download mate as this is sheer quality!!

    Comment by Matt | February 24, 2009

  109. Fantastic. Could I have a download please Kev?

    Comment by Tonyb | February 24, 2009

  110. do u all listen to this while doing poor innocent little lambs up the bum.

    Comment by forest till i die | February 24, 2009

  111. fantastic – great gift – now for a new derby anthem – your the man…..

    Comment by kentram | February 24, 2009

  112. Hi, absolutely GREAT work!

    Any chance of a download please? Thanks in advance 🙂


    Comment by WeWillBeBack | February 24, 2009

  113. Absolute class!!! Please could I have the download?

    Comment by StretfordRam | February 24, 2009

  114. Absolute top quality, Please forward!!! Thanks

    Comment by MarkD | February 24, 2009

  115. could i have the download link please?! absolutely quality

    Comment by neil | February 24, 2009

  116. Brilliant!!! Pure genius. Please send me a download link.

    Comment by Dave | February 24, 2009

  117. Superb effort! Could I get a link, want to slip this on when some red dogs are visiting! Cheers

    Comment by Luke | February 24, 2009

  118. This is absolutely brill!! Any chance of a download?

    Comment by Andy | February 24, 2009

  119. Amazing! Could I have a link aswell please! Cheers

    Comment by Ian | February 24, 2009

  120. Please send me the song. Thanks


    Comment by Shane Miles | February 24, 2009

  121. Mate that is quality,another link request please!!

    Comment by adi | February 24, 2009

  122. Pleas could you send me the song. Absolutely brilliant got to have it on my phone. Email

    Comment by Andy Swift | February 24, 2009

  123. Brilliant. Please send link. :))

    Comment by DaveF | February 24, 2009

  124. Brilliant, amazing, well done.
    Please send link mate!

    Comment by Kris | February 24, 2009

  125. Absolutely brilliant. Be good to hear the south east corner singing this!!

    Comment by Gail | February 24, 2009

  126. Brilliant mate please send a copy if possible cheers

    Comment by nigel | February 24, 2009

  127. Can you send me a down load link plz awesome song very very very funny

    Comment by STH | February 24, 2009

  128. Cant stop laughing at it!! Kev plz send me the link when you can buddy!!! think we should send the lads onto the pitch with it b4 kickoff!!

    Comment by STH | February 24, 2009

  129. Well when theres only laugh or cry left you may as well as have a laugh. I’m Forest till I die but this bit of satyre makes me laugh regardless

    Comment by John | February 25, 2009

  130. I,m gonna give KFC the benefit of the doubt and with your recent resurgence he may well stick around for a while.
    Although if the land of pies Wigan come calling it’ll be hasta la vista Cloughie. He’ll do a moonlight flit like he did with Stoke & Forest.
    Great song congrats ! I’ll fire this over to my Direby friends. Simple things and all that ……

    Comment by Chester_Red_Dog | February 25, 2009

  131. Have to say, respect to the Forest fans who have taken this in great spirit!

    Comment by kevmoore | February 25, 2009

  132. kew

    wonder if you fancy doing something else

    look at the lyrics to love love love

    insert clough clough clough

    play a little…

    and i think you may have a Terrace Anthem on your hands in minutes…. id do it myslef but dont have the kit

    PLEASE …. 🙂

    Comment by PETER NORTH SSA | February 25, 2009

  133. awesome, can’t stop laughing. please send download link i need this as my ringtone

    Comment by JB | February 25, 2009

  134. Peter – Much, much more to come – I’m putting an album together of Derby -related songs! But I wanted to give something to the fans free this time round. However, I will make tracks available to listen to as they get completed.

    Comment by kevmoore | February 25, 2009

  135. Absolutely fantastic – i cant stop laughing and keep emailing the link to this page to anyone I know who supports Derby or Forest. Please send me the download link.

    Comment by Simon Wilkins | February 25, 2009

  136. Excellent track mate tried downloading but having trouble could you please send the link

    Comment by paul brookes | February 25, 2009

  137. sorry mate you have just sent me the link for commons people i have downloaded it and transferred it to my phone but it is showing on my phone as an internet file not a normal file can you please help thanks

    Comment by paul brookes | February 25, 2009

  138. Sorted mate thank you very much this track is pure quality will you be putting the video for download aswell if so could you send me the link thanks again

    Comment by paul brookes | February 25, 2009

  139. aup ne one can send me the link to download plz

    Comment by benji | February 25, 2009

  140. pure quality please please send me the download

    Comment by derby46 | February 25, 2009

  141. Max… Wind your neck in you gutless tree hugging retard. There is one thing worse than a Forest fan and that a forest fan with a surrender flag in its hand!

    Comment by DOOBY | February 26, 2009

  142. Genius!

    Comment by tommyboy496 | February 26, 2009

  143. quality mate nice 1

    Comment by Charlie May | February 26, 2009

  144. Ramtastic!!! A download link is a must pretty please… best football related song eva should replace steve bloomer’s watchin’

    Comment by Colin Trail | February 26, 2009

  145. Absalute Genius. The Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. Can you send me the download link, please?

    Comment by Rebelram | February 26, 2009

  146. that is pure class!! anychance of sending the link to download please m8

    Comment by NottzRam | February 26, 2009

  147. brilliant, will definitely be buying your cd but can I have the link to download it until then thanks

    Comment by richtheram | February 26, 2009

  148. pure genius.
    can you send the download link to me please?
    every single derby fan needs it as their ringtone.

    Comment by commonsfan | February 26, 2009

  149. Your all Derby sheep shagging c***ts…but i do have to say that was fantastic !!! Rivalry at it’s humorous best.
    Having said that your just like labour becoming the tory party by nicking all their olicies.
    You nick Commons and then take Nigel Clough (a true red).
    Your Forest in disguise.

    Comment by Duncan McKenzie | February 26, 2009

  150. absolutely excellent, PLEASE PLEASE send me download

    Comment by steve | February 26, 2009

  151. fantastic, Can you send me a download link for my son, he want it on his phone !!

    Comment by Colin Bullock | February 27, 2009

  152. Kev can you send this song to my email so i can download it to my phone cheers mate.

    Comment by hector_ram | February 27, 2009

  153. Tremendous – better than the original – LOVED it!!!

    Comment by Andy Broughton | February 28, 2009

  154. love song can you send me a free download please

    Comment by david | February 28, 2009

  155. awsome. once again could i have a link for download?????

    Comment by ram_ace | February 28, 2009

  156. superb from one entertained barnsley fc fan ps can you do me a song about sheff weddnesday lol

    Comment by sean | March 2, 2009

  157. Quality humour … sh*t team!

    U Reds!

    Comment by Rors | March 2, 2009

  158. Your tune just arrived in Yorkshire! – Pure brilliance mate!

    Comment by Barbara | March 3, 2009

  159. Please send me a download 🙂 please send to Ryan r429204395 :). Luv the song

    Comment by Derby 4 eva | March 5, 2009

  160. Please send me a download 🙂 please send to Ryan
    Luv the song

    Comment by Derby 4 eva | March 5, 2009

  161. nic link col its sweet

    Comment by kim hodson | April 25, 2009

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